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Preface: Hiiiii. Now, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, rp_me. You and uhm, Rachel. Wasn't my thing. I didn't rig your roleplay, I was sitting in sexy moderate_me's cage (marry me, Moderate_me, you know it's right, the stars have predicted it). I don't like sues! You know what I am, rp_me? I'm a roleplayer chasing great roleplay. I don't know what I'd do if I got one! I just do my roleplay. I poke the bad roleplay. Heck, you could even say I hate sues. You got sues, I got sues, hell, the person you're playing with got sues. Awful roleplayers trying to control their little worlds and make their characters a little more legitimate than the afterbirth of a diseased riddled hooker. See, I just do what I do best. I took your roleplay and I turned it on itself. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curb. JOKER FFFFFYEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Anyway. Hi rp_me! I'm looking for M/F, M/M, anything at the moment! I simply want to be sparked! I'm looking for the best and brightest, the awesome and glorious. The lovecraftian ritualistic murderers and the Call of Darkness crazies. If you have awesome/crazy ideas that have not yet been explored in an Original or Fandom setting, hit me up! I've posted here before, and I've had a number of lovely responses. However I'm still searching, and I've made EVEN MOAR EDITS to appeal to the widening group of people! Inquire within, eat it up, but do not projectile vomit it back to me! Oh god, the blood, the.. the.. BICYCLE PARTS. Did you know there's a man who can consume an entire bicycle? Who does that? Seriously. Must be some very tasty metal. But hey, do you wanna know what I'm interested in lately? THE TABOO, THE UNORTHODOX, THE.. UNEXPECTED. Ooohhh. I want a player with a crazy mind. I want crazy creations. Hell, you could even shoot a furry my way and my head might not explode. Seriously, there's still a risk there. My head might yet splatter the walls if you show me a furry character. It's up to you. Your risk. My reward. That makes no sense.

Introduction: I don't really know what to write here, so I am just going to talk. Sup bitches, I am a roleplayer looking for a godawesome roleplayer, and you know what? That means you. Yeah, you, the guy or gal behind the monitor looking all slack-jawed and going 'whaddaflux is this guy on'. You know what I'm on? I'm on RP, sweetest drug in the books, one of euphoria and pathos mixed in a hell of a bomber. You can take it in writing, over IMs (as is my preference), or right up the emails. I don't do emails, so don't ask, sweetheart. In the ring, they call me a nerdy fandom/original roleplayer. But in text? I'm a mildly experienced individual with a goddamn passion for what I write. But, what do I RP? Great question, Kyle, I'll get to that in a minute. However, I will say that I WRITE OVER AIM, SAYING THIS IN ALLCAPS SO PEOPLE WILL READ IT. I write the kind of things you've always dreamed of. Unicorns, bleeding heart poets, but not that nyan cat. God, that nyan cat is like cancer. Rainbows all the way, bro, but not with a cat. I've got roughly ten years of time under my belt. Wanna know where I started roleplaying? Warcraft III. Lame, but wowzers was it fun. I eventually grew into who I am today, an IM RPer! I consider it a good example of Darwinian evolution.

What do you RP?: Thanks for asking that again, Kyle. I'm going to answer that question for you in three different ways.

Original Lines yessir, this is my area of expertise. I, more often than not, portray males here. I adore elegant, slender, or even wiry bodies. I enjoy curved lips, long strands of hair and kissable necks. Suffice it to say, I don't exactly appeal to the macho man here. Instead, think of Cloud Strife or Leon Kennedy for a bodial interpretation, or even something like Trace Cyrus (yeah, I think he's hot). THIS IS HOW I ENJOY PLAYING MY MEN AND HOW I LIKE PEOPLE TO PLAY MEN. WRITING THIS HERE IN ALLCAPS SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW. Personalities range from the fiery and uproar to the introverted and taciturn to the quirky and peculiar. I like to think I have a wide range of interests. My genres for originals are usually modern fantasy, supernatural, fear, thriller, steam-punk, post-apocalyptic, mediaeval fantasy, historic (wooh renaissance), and others. A wide breadth of areas, and my themes often apply themselves just as openly. Horror, chase, class struggles, forbidden interactions, a dying race, taboo, and any other number of factors. Take a slice.

Fandom Lines in which I play, again, mens! I typically enjoy Gundam SEED/Destiny, Final Fantasy VII(AC)/XII/XIII, Naruto Shippuden, limited Code Geass, Nier Replicant, WoW, and .hack//. I have tons of muses, but these are my big (current) seven. nine if you count the other Final Fantasies. But who cares! In this, almost all of them are cracked or AU'd in some way. Yes, I realize not everyone likes to see this, but give me a chance? There's a whole new world out there, kid. I have rather specific interests in all of these areas, and I do play OCs here. Inquire further. I'D LIKE TO FIND SOME NEW FANDOMS TO PLAY OUT. CONTACT ME HERE AND TELL ME WHICH FANDOM YOU'D BE COOL ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE ME TO. BECAUSE I'M NERVOUS AND THEY'RE HOT AND OOOOHHHH GODDDDD.

What are my Fandom characters?
Lord of the Rings: War in the North/War in the South - Originals!
Gundam SEED/Destiny - Athrun Zala
Final Fantasy VII(AC) - Kadaj
Final Fantasy XII - Vaan or Older!Larsa
Final Fantasy XIII - Older!Hope Estheim
Naruto Shippuden - Izuna Uchiha
Nier Replicant - Nier or the King of Façade (Sechs)
.hack// - Endrance
World of War(derp)craft - My Blood Elven Warrior

What are some possible people I want to play against in these Fandoms?
Lord of the Rings: War in the North/War in the South - Originals/Possible Canon?
Gundam SEED/Destiny - Kira Yamato
Final Fantasy VII(AC) - Cloud Strife
Final Fantasy XII - Vaan
Final Fantasy XIII - Lightning
Naruto Shippuden - Madara Uchiha or ?
Nier Replicant - Nier, Kaine, or ?
.hack// - Haseo (I would loooooooooove anyone who would play a Haseo to my Endrance)
World of War(herp)craft - Anybody.


Romance/Pairing! Always a factor in my games. I play primarily M/M, but I am now looking only really for M/M. I'm not really looking for het anymore. I enjoy all visceral sides of a relationship. The ups, the downs, the fights, the comfort. I like to see how characters react to challenges to the authority of their relationship, or simply if they're capable of bending. I will address, however, that I prefer my partner to play the sexually assertive partner in homosexual pairings. All good? Royale.


What do I want from a Partner?: I want three things from a partner, nothing that's too outrageous, I hope.

Dedication: If you're going to roleplay with me, please have the heart to stick to it or at least tell me when it's no longer fun for you. Just a mutual respect thing. I'll do the same. I'm not going to abandon you, I want to talk to you. We can work out something where we both have fun. Just don't go crazy on me, bro.

Experience: Please don't interpret this as some elitist qualm, but I do want a talented partner. I want someone who can match my posts, someone who is detailed and lovely. Surely, that's not too much to ask? I typically write one strong paragraph to two strong paragraphs a post. Challenge yourself, try it! There's only one way to improve. Please have a knowledge of spellin' and grammar, contractions (if you choose to use them), and usage of proper punctuation.

Contribution: I love a partner who offers something to the game. Hell, I love to plot. Tell me your ideas, and we'll work them in. Tell me how you feel about a scene. Love it, hate it? If I suck, slap me. If you suck, well, better start sipping instead.

Plotstuff: Let me show you the things I have in mind, I'll give snippets.

For Original.. AN ACTION PLOT! OH GOD, EXPLOSIONS! I'd love to hit the ground running with a Bourne-esque thriller, that keeps our characters running, jumping, diving, dancing, combattin', and whatever the hell else happens to come up. I have a few specific ideas for this one so look me up.

A war theme. Yes, this is about as overdone as WWII history channel documentaries, but I'm confident that it's possible to work out something given a fair bit of work. Noted, this is a vague idea.

A mystery plot! This is one in which someone will likely be murdered, and either your character will be framed, become a suspect, or will be the detective! Hell, your character could even be the murderer! In this plot, it's imperative to avoid detection, suspicion, and to clear your name as quickly as possible. Perhaps you're hunting for the true criminal, and you need as many hints as possible to lead towards the killer? This can take a more modern tone with CSI implications, or it can be the stylish Victorian Holmes type of investigation. C'mon, you know you want to.

An airborne city (hee, Bioshock), poised in the clouds and home to some of Europe's finest. You've been recently invited to stay in the spring of 1914. A war's about to break out that might ruin European soil forever. How will this majestic example of ingenuity fare?

A plot that concerns a look at mental conditions and insanity! Have you had a character that's a little off their rocker, but never had a chance to play them? Do you want to investigate the very visceral side of a deranged mind? What would it be like to have your world so totally turned upside down, and everything you knew became a lie? I find things like the The Number 23 enigma to be an excellent look into the type of madness I'm thinking of.

A PLOT BASED OFF A SIMILAR STORY TO NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. I swear to god, Javier Bardem is my hero. That cold, almost emotionless but so very palpably frightening demeanor makes me want to hug him and weep like some pitiful human being or a preteen girl who had just witnessed Justin Bieber. RANT TIME IS OVER. Anyway, what I'm thinking here is definitely a plot that will scope the type of Western country that has been so iconic in the American mind. The type of frontier life, the crashing of the new world against the old, and the sudden need to adjust to new mindsets and new lifestyles. I'd love to play a man who comes across a wild opportunity that places him in immense danger. Or, on the other hand, I would melt for the chance to play the hunter who tracks down the man or woman. I would like to emphasize you can play either a man or woman for this part, I'd love to see someone play a female version of the Anton Chigurh image, as well. However, I only play men. I know this plot is vague, but I'd prefer to leave it that way.

A historical plot investigating the rise and fall of the Classical age and Golden Ages of Greece or Rome.

Another historical plot following the Dark Ages, Medieval Times, and the Rise of New Empires.

I would adore someone who could play a captivating Crime Thriller. I love the very idea of a chase, the idea of a criminal and cop cat and mouse. Who's chasing whom? Will the officer's family be placed in danger? Will the stacking amount of death slowly begin to override the detective's ability to stomach the case? Or will he become corrupted by it, and slip further and further into dementia?

A modern sci-fi/supernatural existence where creatures of myth and legend exist, hidden in plain sight, from the world around them. Could your quiet neighbour be in fact leading a second life of ancient worship? Or your all-too-polite night shift co-worker a night huntress?

A fantasy world where nations clash and bitter enemies are formed across the trend of warfare and prestige. A land of opportunity, death, wealth, and more.

A simple contemporary existence. Something domestic? This needs work. Herp derp.

A rotten city. The core root of gangsters, thieves, rough-housing and daily murders. The worst place you've ever lived, and the best. There's an opportunity to make it big here, and you've got a ticket into an up-and-coming organization.

A ruined world. Inhabited by the dim remnants of a population struggling to survive against an invading and mutated animal populace. Will they be overrun? You are among them, frightened, panicked, and barely holding on.

You are trapped within your own mind. This is something you have known since the beginning, and yet it continues on. Time passes, but you can hardly follow it. Information floods your brain, but the words and symbols make nothing of sense to you. It is all but blackness. But then.. light. Your eyes reel, your patience grinds, but finally the colours you have never thought existed rush your vision. (Would love a het for this, just sayin').

A horror plot in which your character has become the target of a ruthless serial killer, a fanatic stalker, or a crazed member of the.. papparazi? Maybe. Still working on that. Is your character a celebrity, a model, a beautiful person that's been on Vogue? Have they gained attention through reckless stunts, or pure chance? Have they seen my character kill, and are now a target themselves? Let's work it out.

A manipulation plot in which your character has been kidnapped by an organization bound on brainwashing him/her into a desired state. Will they be molded into the perfect husband or wife? A political assassin? A brother, daughter? Perhaps something worse?

An arranged marriage plot! Your character and my own, for reasons of family prestige and honour, are to be wed a week from the present. Will your character escape, determined to avoid marrying this lunatic? Or will they stay, and embrace the pairing they surely despise?

I would adore an opportunity to experiment around with Gijinkas in plots. Gijinkas are humanoid versions of pokemon, and I think that's absolutely fascinating for some strange, insane reason. No, they are not furries. Google them to learn more!

I want someone to build a world with! I'm looking intently on finding a brain to help me construct a place out of which we can establish a legacy.

Others!

For Fandom.. The war's over, a final period of respite for a shattered galaxy. ZAFT and Earth Alliance forces having finally laid down their arms for a tentative peace. But the hatred shared between Naturals and Coordinators is hardly prepared to die easily.

The peace between the United Federation and Brittania is reaching a breaking point. Nunally, the crowned Empress of Brittania, has nearly fallen to the attacks of assassins from ultranationalist Brittania factions. All sides begin to scramble as political strife rocks the globe, sending once optimistic forces into a rush to stabilize a situation that may turn cataclysmic.

I'd love to explore a co-created plot in .hack// concerning Haseo and Endrance on and offline of their world.

For World of Warcraft.. Three plots! Tres. Would love a female for these. Men can still apply.

Castaways!

You've begun to question your better judgment when it comes to choosing modes of transportation. As it so happened, you had every aim to reach Ratchet as quickly as possible, but you found your pockets had been picked by one of the numerous goblins whom had 'bumped' into you on your way to the docking bay. With only a few coins left, an ambitious and entirely trustworthy sea captain had approached you with an offer to go aboard for free (as long as you testified in Ratchet that his goods were entirely legal by Steamwheedle Trade Cartel standards, of course). As a stroke of luck, you accepted, and in the same moment erroneously doomed yourself to some rather unfortunate events.

It all started when the captain decided to enter the tropical storm, citing that the integrity of his ship was without question. It had ended when that same ship had broken like a twig before a hidden choral reef, and sent everyone aboard into a dizzying spin of water, hungry fish, and one very loud tauren who had screamed for quite awhile. Now, you awake on the shores of a jungle island which is entirely foreign to you. A few other passengers help you to your feet as you address the situation. You are isolated from society, without supplies, and surrounded by dangers. Some fellow castaways whisper of a hidden Zandalari outpost and treasure, while others panic at the thought that a Bloodsail slaver vessel was seen on the horizon. Will you band together with your erstwhile comrades, or work against them for your own survival? The bounty of the island is one of danger, but also rewards. Fortune favours the bold, but prizes the coward. Which will you be?

It all started when he called the Ogre 'Bubba'

You have a gambling addiction. What's wrong with you? Don't you know what that does to a man, woman or an animal? Well, you don't care. After all, you're about to visit the high stakes with a number of other contestants, held in the dazzling (and recently rebuilt) goblin metropolis of Kezan. Thousands of civilians have been invited by Goblin business magnates for the opportunity to reap sweet money from unsuspecting passengers. You've heard of it yourself, the splendor, the opportunity. Rags to riches, and all it takes is a bit of haggling and an eye for what might be the next artifact to sell on the enormous black market. There's also that whole idea of humanoid trafficking, but you think that'll be an emergency option at most. Your friends probably won't mind if you sell them, anywho.

So there you are, about to enter the Casino of your dreams, when you spot something out of the corner of your eye in the alleyway. Some highstrung Orc and an Ogre are having a friendly conversation, since they both seem to be pretty excited. Well, the whole excitement thing ends well when the Orc calls the Ogre a funny name, and the Ogre smashes him into a bloody stump. Unfortunately for you, the Ogre sees you staring, and begins to come after you. Now you're trying desperately to shuffle through the crowds and reach your rich dream, while this brute is hot on your trail. There are plenty of alleyways in Kezan. Will your body be filling the next one?

On to Adventure!

You're not sure where you are. You awake in a dark, dank room which smells strongly of urine. Your forehead is wet, and upon reaching up your fingers clutch a bandage soaked with disinfectant. Further exploration reveals a healing bruise that must have been caused by something large, or someone very angry. Recollection fails you, you can't remember a thing! However, when you rise from your seat, a worried looking Draenei female approaches you and eases you into a nearby seat. Apparently you've been tended to in the basement of the World's End Inn, and they found you in a ditch out back where they dump the food remains and whatever else needs to be tossed aside. The Lower City is apparently not renowned for its cleanliness.

They can't provide you with any information, so, after giving you a meal and some food to depart, you're sent on your way. You have a small bag of your personals, but nothing else of note. How are you even going to get home? How did you even get here? All your worries are cleared by the arrival of the world-famous Harrison Jones, master Archaeologist and dashing womanizer. He, however, is not interested in you, but what you can do for him. He sees you're down on your luck, but keep that chin up, kiddo! He's got a job for you, and a way to get you back home! There's a world to see, and his sights are on the mythical Pandaria! Recently mapped, recently revealed! You're forced to agree to this scheme, and a cleverly made portal transports you to a dazzling airship. Next stop, adventure.

If you've read through all the plots, congratulations! You win a brand new stamp of approval.

Every plot has an approximate premise behind it, and a different scenario! Whether you desire to create your own character to fit any of these, or if you want to adapt your own, let's get started.

In closing: I do not bite, I do not even growl. I love meeting new people, and I hate turning them down. Believe me, I will work hard if you're willing to do the same. Give me a chance, and I'd not dare let you down. PM me for my contact information, again!